Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Adopt a Polish

Good morning, loves!
This morning I'm going to tell you about a new organization... Have a look at the press release:

 WORLD’S FIRST NAIL POLISH ADOPTION AGENCY: PARENTS NEEDED

Adoptapolish.org announces the world’s first adoption drive for in need nail polish, available for U.S. and Canadian applicants. 
Every day, thousands of nail polishes are abandoned or abused. They are not sticky or old, they are fine new polishes, stuck on a shelf because they are forgotten or out of season. All they desire is to be used, and maybe taken for a night on the town in return. 
“We have so many polishes who need a good family to take them in” said AdoptAPolish.org executive director Nikki Smith. “All it takes is filling out an application form describing how you can provide a better life for one of our in need nail polishes. We select the best application and take care of all the expenses, delivering your newly adopted polish directly to your door.” 
One current nail polish, Charleston, held back tears well describing his life, “I spent two years of my life stacked in a dark room crammed together with thousands of others just like me, hundreds pressing down on my shoulders at any given time. I’m a shimmer and I have never seen sunlight in my life. Oh and don’t get me started on CND Shellac, I just can’t keep going as long, why would any women want me” he continued. 
Please don’t let the agony go on any longer than it has to. The first round of adoptions closes December 15th. Apply to Adopt a Polish at http://www.adoptapolish.org/category/current-adoptions/

About Adopt a Polish
Adoptapolish.org is a not-for-profit organization funded by the people at Nail Polish Canada. We are grateful they’ve spent the time and money to set us up, but we know they only did it to look like charitable people. They are jerks! All they care about is selling you things. This entire organization was set-up by them to manipulate you. Don’t worry about us being influenced by them, we cash their cheque, move on with our lives, and get back to saving lives. We would never compromise our ethics by telling you to shop now at http://www.NailPolishCanada.com and take advantage of free shipping over $29.

What are you waiting for?! Save the nail polish!
I think this is a hilarious and awesome way to win some polish.
Submit your applications, I can't wait to read them!

20 comments:

  1. Is this a joke or is this for real?!

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  2. Oh my gosh... this is funny, sad and cute at the same time!

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  3. It's for real, Crystal! At least, a real way to win some polish with a silly backstory! :)

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  4. i thought this was a joke... must check it out! cute post

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  5. this is actually the cutest thing i've seen in ages. i'll keep an eye out for adoptable polishes. do you take donations of unwanted polishes?

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  6. Is this adopting thingy for free??

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  7. Okay.. on an even funnier note - my boyfriend just tried to google the website to see what I was talking about, when he began to laugh uncontrollably. When you type in "adopt a polish" on Google, the adoption of Polish children is the result. We lost it!

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  8. Oh my goodness this seriously made my day. I was giggling the whole time both reading the "stories" and people's reasons to "adopt." Too funny and way cute!

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  9. This is awesome, I just did my part lol

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  10. This is such a cute idea! I actually felt myself feeling sorry for those polishes, hahah! Sent in my adoption papers right away!

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  11. Haha, I'm ready to adopt some polishes! I just applied :)

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  12. Lol this is hilarious! Unfortunately they don't want internatioanl parents :/ I don't know if I should be offended or what.. ;) haha

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  13. This is too cute!! I am posting this on my blog now, so I can help those poor polishes! ;)

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  14. At Brazil you will find some dozens of willing people (including me) ready to take care of those poor abandoned nail polishes.

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  15. OMG!! I MADE THE TOP FOUR FOR ADOPTING THE ORLY FAMILY!!!!

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