Thursday, July 5, 2012

Nail Polish Canada - Saving lives with a year's supply of Shellac!

Hey girls and boys!
I've got a press release to share with you today - and I don't normally post these things, but this made me crack up laughing so of course I had to share! Plus, you can win a darn good prize. You can bet I'm entering!
Check it out...

“To be fair, it’s actually only a 25 year supply, so we can only hope the winner dies early to keep me an honest woman”- Nikki Smith, VP of Glitter, Nail Polish Canada.
CND Shellac is a cross between nail polish and gel which is cured under a UV lamp and lasts up to 14 days without chipping.
Chipped nails are an important issue that affect lives in many ways. “We’ve invented substantial research and the reason women slap or bite in a catfight is fear of chipping their nails. Hopefully, together, we can build a world where a woman can throw a punch at the bitch who kissed her boyfriend without worrying about chips” said Ms. Smith.

The prize will go to whomever can show that their life will be most impacted by winning Shellac for life. Be it better, or worse. Maybe it stops your polish addiction long enough that you can save money, go to school, become a doctor, go to Africa and start saving lives. Did we say that this contest saves lives? Now we did.
Or maybe you’re just looking for a little understanding, “My husband will finally understand that other people take polish as seriously as me...” - Sarah P.”
Or perhaps the result won’t be as positive, “I’ll probably spend all my time painting my nails, not go to work, get fired, now I’m homeless, damn you NPC.” - Beth C”
If you or a loved one is still stuck in a world of chips, smudges and wasting countless hours re-doing nails we urge you to take a stand. Enter at

Grand prize will go to the best description of how winning a lifetime supply of Shellac will change their life.
Winner selected August 7, 2012.
Open to Canadian and United States residents only.
Full rules and entry at:
For further info please contact


  1. This is the best press release I have ever read.

  2. thank you for sharing. ive never heard the brand before but that sounds interesting :)


  3. omg this is hilarious. I could write press releases like this if some nail polish company/distributor would hire me. :D

  4. open to canadian and us residents only. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :S

    something cold is what i need♥mfashionfreak

  5. LOL at the press release, loving it!

  6. HAHAHAH that's absolutely hilarious!